quaggly:

kilusion2011:

quaggly:

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

Dragons need arms to hug

god damn it you’re right

andthen—timeforgotme:

So I work at a pet shop

The only animals we have are cats from two different shelters. So these two people, probably in their mid twenties, walk in, presumably a couple. They look around for a minute and then come up to the counter. One says, kind of in a hurried manner, “is there any way we could hold a kitten?” At that point I misunderstood the question for some reason, thinking they meant ‘could we put a kitten on hold’ so I started to explain the adoption process; then i was cut off, with “no he’s just having a shitty day, and I was just wondering if he could hold one to make him feel better.” So I pointed them toward sweet little Morty who deserves all the cuddles, and they held him for a couple minutes. I really hope my good little pal Morty helped to make the day better

great-and-small:
“I had to bribe the kitties with treats to sit still for Christmas pictures. It worked, but now all the pictures feature expectant cat tongue 😂
”
muusudgoi:
“Well Played.
”
everythingfox:
“Cinnamon roles ❤
Juniper the Fox
”
tanyasimonesimpson:
“It’s that time of the week again. Happy Caturday from Silver!
”

powerbottomlup:

shitgunner:

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil